I remixed and remastered the song “The Man Date Mandate” from the upcoming album The MT Promise Are the Prescott Subdivision Moms Club Widowers
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Lyrics
Moms night out tonight
Rush home from work while there’s still light
Make a meal
Hot dogs, toast, and cereal
Supervise
Clean up and homework despite their cries
Give them a bath
Hope to be done before the second half
Because we get adult conversation
Each day at our chosen profession
We don’t need what you seek
To go out seven days a week
Girls’ weekend away
Take them to soccer and ballet
Day is full
You write every appointment on my schedule
Can’t be late
For a birthday party or a play date
Not wearing drag
Just trying to look manly with a diaper bag
Because we get adult conversation
Each day at our chosen profession
We don’t need what you seek
To go out seven days a week
Then you realize something at the grocery store
If the husbands are friends the wives can get together more
Now we obey…
The man date mandate!
But we do things
Our way, our way
We go to the casino instead of playing bunco
We don’t make scrapbooks to collect all our junko
We drink beers at a bar instead of coffee at a café
Alternate seats at the movies ‘cause we’re not gay
Now we obey…
The man date mandate!
