Release #4: The Man Date Mandate

From the album The MT Promise Are the Prescott Subdivision Moms Club Widowers

This song has been remixed and remastered. Go here to listen.

Lyrics

Moms night out tonight
Rush home from work while there’s still light

Make a meal
Hot dogs, toast, and cereal

Supervise
Clean up and homework despite their cries

Give them a bath
Hope to be done before the second half

Because we get adult conversation
Each day at our chosen profession
We don’t need what you seek
To go out seven days a week

Girls’ weekend away
Take them to soccer and ballet

Day is full
You write every appointment on my schedule

Can’t be late
For a birthday party or a play date

Not wearing drag
Just trying to look manly with a diaper bag

Because we get adult conversation
Each day at our chosen profession
We don’t need what you seek
To go out seven days a week

Then you realize something at the grocery store
If the husbands are friends the wives can get together more

Now we obey…
The man date mandate!
But we do things
Our way, our way

We go to the casino instead of playing bunco
We don’t make scrapbooks to collect all our junko
We drink beers at a bar instead of coffee at a café
Alternate seats at the movies ‘cause we’re not gay

Now we obey…
The man date mandate!

3 Responses to Release #4: The Man Date Mandate
  1. Tara
    July 4, 2011 | 2:55 am

    Love this Matt! I’m going to see if I can upload them to my iPod. Thank you so much for the birthday Wishes candles. The kids light them for every meal! XOXO

    • MT
      July 4, 2011 | 3:17 pm

      Thanks, Tara!

  2. bryan
    July 9, 2011 | 11:37 pm

    Great song! Dawn

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